Car Magnets
The car magnets are here! Cost: $5.00 each.
Contact Kathymommy@aol.com to acquire a small supply to sell, to buy one yourself, or if you have any questions. They'll be available at the Craft Fair at the First United Methodist Church on April 18.
Past Events/News and Notes
Tuesday, June 2, 7:30. Met at Gayle's house. Shared joys and concerns, discussed future plans (in particular, summer schedule), set near-future plans and for program, shared how each of our families plans to spend our summer. The consensus seemed to be "cost effective" vacationing, with many of us staying close to home. In attendance: Jane (HAPPY BIRTHDAY), Sue, Kathy, Gayle, Laura, and Evol. Our collection tonight was new/gently used boy's clothing for 180 Turning Lives around (not sure how much; several bags of clothing collected; some dropped off earlier).
Tuesday, May 5, 7:30. Met at Evol's. Maria led a discussion on issues of concern to women and families, with information about Monmouth County's program. In attendance: Evol, Sue, Suzanne, Maria, Gayle, Kathy, Nancy, Jane and Laura. Mission activity: We collected nine used cell phones (with chargers) to be used for domestic abuse situations (cell phones can dial 9-1-1 even when not activated). We also shared joys/concern and prayer, conducted regular business (reports) and set summer meeting schedule.

April 3, FRIDAY, 6:30. Esther Circle met at Holy Grounds Coffee House on Route 9 North, Howell, for fellowship. http://www.holygrounds.biz/ In attendance: Nancy, Sue, Laura, Evol, Suzanne, Jane and Kathy.
--We enjoyed delicious beverages from the Holy Grounds coffee shop!
--Shared joys and concerns.
--Reviewed agenda/reports.
--Kathy brought the new car magnets: "Keep Christ in ALL Seasons." Sue Ellen will bring them to the First United Methodist Church's/Elizabeth Circle's craft fair and book sale on April 18 and sell them from her table, along with Esther Circle cookbooks.
--Discussion about the Elizabeth Circle craft/book sale; collection begins Easter Sunday at the church. We were offered a "bake sale" table but too few of our Circle will be in town the weekend of the event to accept that responsibility.
--$50 from Esther Circle was sent to Nora W. for her trip.
--Reviewed plans to meet at Evol's for May meeting. Collection will be: used cell phones/chargers.
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March 3, Tuesday, 7:30 at First United Methodist Church; met in the Kitchen and Wesley Hall.
In attendance: Evol, Maria, Nancy, Sue, Jane, Gayle, with special guests Lauren, Rosie and Susan. Baker and Devotion: Nancy.
--We made 100 bag lunches for Open Door Soup Kitchen in less than 30 minutes! Kathy delivered them (plus some extra snacks) on Wednesday. The clients who received hot lunch were offered a lunch "for the road" and some of the afterschool children also received one. Jim Benedict and the volunteers and diners at Open Door send their thanks.
http://www.freeholdareaopendoor.org/
--Shared joys and concerns, prayers, conversation and some impromptu singing!
--Confirmed Maria will lead a discussion about resources available to women/families in distress in our area at the May meeting at Evol's. Circle members will collect cell phones/chargers to donate to women's abuse response program.
--Kathy confirmed fund-raising car magnets have been ordered.
--Reviewed plans for April meeting at Holy Grounds.
--Discussed Nora Wentworth's Nicarauga trip and confirmed we will send her $50.00 from Esther Circle. See: http://kathymommy-churchstuff.blogspot.com/2009/02/noras-nicaragua-trip-info.html for information from Nora.
**Note: we received the following note from Jim Benedict of Open Door Lunch program:
Dear Family Church Members/Esther Circle:
"Thank You" so very much for all the hard work that went into making the awesome sandwiches for the soup kitchen (Open Door Lunch Program). What a generous donation that was. A real gift from the heart. We are so grateful for your kindness! Helping the "unfortunate" is so rewarding. May God bless all of you and your family for your wonderful gift.
Yours in Christ's Love, Jim and Pat Benedict.
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February 17, Tuesday, 7:30 at Sue Ellen Reed’s house. (originally scheduled for 2/3; postponed due to snow.) In attendance: Sue, Kathy, Nancy, Gayle (welcome!), Evol, Laura.
Baker: Evol
Devotion: Kathy
Program: Women of Faith video. http://www.womenoffaith.com/
--Shared joys and concerns, prayers and good conversation.
--Collected 9 pounds of dry beand and 27 cans during our “Beans are good for your heart” collection for Open Door Food Pantry. Kathy will deliver.
--Agreed to order 150 "Keep Christ in ALL Seasons" car magnets to sell at $5.00. Will sell at April 18th Bazaar @ First United Methodist Church and other opportunities. We also have some cookbooks to sell. (Kathy placed the order 2/21/09)
--Watched "Too Many Hats" and "Rocks" from the Women of Faith event. After discussion and viewing these two segments, the group agreed we'd like to try to attend the Women of Faith event in Philadelphia in September 2009 (see like provided in "links" section).
--Set plan of action for March meeting at the Methodist Church to assemble bag lunches for Open Door/St. Peter's Soup Kitchen. Goal: 100 bag lunches of sandwich, fruit, snack. Sue bought sandwich and "brown" bags; Evol will buy apples, Laura and Sue will buy bread, individually-packaged snacks, and lunchmeat/cheese. (Anyone who finds snacks on sale and buys for the effort will alert them to buy less before March 2). We agreed we'll invite our daughters to help assemble the lunches. Kathy will deliver the lunches to Jim B. at the Soup Kitchen.
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January 20, Tuesday, 7:30 at Kathy Mulholland’s house.
In attendance: Evol, Laura, Kathy, Sue Ellen, Nancy.
Baker: Sue Ellen.
Devotion: Laura.
Program: Plan year/growth.
--Fundraiser: Cookbooks available $10.00 each.
--Collected paper goods for Open Door Soup Kitchen. We collected and Kathy delivered on 1/27:
Paper towels: 10 rolls
Toilet paper: 22 rolls
Paper napkins: 2,030
Foam plates: 40
Paper plates: 300
Foam cups: 45
Tissue: 563 (3 boxes)
Bowls: 204
Utensils: 51.
http://www.freeholdareaopendoor.org/
Tuesday, May 5, 7:30. Met at Evol's. Maria led a discussion on issues of concern to women and families, with information about Monmouth County's program. In attendance: Evol, Sue, Suzanne, Maria, Gayle, Kathy, Nancy, Jane and Laura. Mission activity: We collected nine used cell phones (with chargers) to be used for domestic abuse situations (cell phones can dial 9-1-1 even when not activated). We also shared joys/concern and prayer, conducted regular business (reports) and set summer meeting schedule.
April 3, FRIDAY, 6:30. Esther Circle met at Holy Grounds Coffee House on Route 9 North, Howell, for fellowship. http://www.holygrounds.biz/ In attendance: Nancy, Sue, Laura, Evol, Suzanne, Jane and Kathy.
--We enjoyed delicious beverages from the Holy Grounds coffee shop!
--Shared joys and concerns.
--Reviewed agenda/reports.
--Kathy brought the new car magnets: "Keep Christ in ALL Seasons." Sue Ellen will bring them to the First United Methodist Church's/Elizabeth Circle's craft fair and book sale on April 18 and sell them from her table, along with Esther Circle cookbooks.
--Discussion about the Elizabeth Circle craft/book sale; collection begins Easter Sunday at the church. We were offered a "bake sale" table but too few of our Circle will be in town the weekend of the event to accept that responsibility.
--$50 from Esther Circle was sent to Nora W. for her trip.
--Reviewed plans to meet at Evol's for May meeting. Collection will be: used cell phones/chargers.
-------------------------------------
March 3, Tuesday, 7:30 at First United Methodist Church; met in the Kitchen and Wesley Hall.
In attendance: Evol, Maria, Nancy, Sue, Jane, Gayle, with special guests Lauren, Rosie and Susan. Baker and Devotion: Nancy.
--We made 100 bag lunches for Open Door Soup Kitchen in less than 30 minutes! Kathy delivered them (plus some extra snacks) on Wednesday. The clients who received hot lunch were offered a lunch "for the road" and some of the afterschool children also received one. Jim Benedict and the volunteers and diners at Open Door send their thanks.
http://www.freeholdareaopendoor.org/
--Shared joys and concerns, prayers, conversation and some impromptu singing!
--Confirmed Maria will lead a discussion about resources available to women/families in distress in our area at the May meeting at Evol's. Circle members will collect cell phones/chargers to donate to women's abuse response program.
--Kathy confirmed fund-raising car magnets have been ordered.
--Reviewed plans for April meeting at Holy Grounds.
--Discussed Nora Wentworth's Nicarauga trip and confirmed we will send her $50.00 from Esther Circle. See: http://kathymommy-churchstuff.blogspot.com/2009/02/noras-nicaragua-trip-info.html for information from Nora.
**Note: we received the following note from Jim Benedict of Open Door Lunch program:
Dear Family Church Members/Esther Circle:
"Thank You" so very much for all the hard work that went into making the awesome sandwiches for the soup kitchen (Open Door Lunch Program). What a generous donation that was. A real gift from the heart. We are so grateful for your kindness! Helping the "unfortunate" is so rewarding. May God bless all of you and your family for your wonderful gift.
Yours in Christ's Love, Jim and Pat Benedict.
---------------------------------------
February 17, Tuesday, 7:30 at Sue Ellen Reed’s house. (originally scheduled for 2/3; postponed due to snow.) In attendance: Sue, Kathy, Nancy, Gayle (welcome!), Evol, Laura.
Baker: Evol
Devotion: Kathy
Program: Women of Faith video. http://www.womenoffaith.com/
--Shared joys and concerns, prayers and good conversation.
--Collected 9 pounds of dry beand and 27 cans during our “Beans are good for your heart” collection for Open Door Food Pantry. Kathy will deliver.
--Agreed to order 150 "Keep Christ in ALL Seasons" car magnets to sell at $5.00. Will sell at April 18th Bazaar @ First United Methodist Church and other opportunities. We also have some cookbooks to sell. (Kathy placed the order 2/21/09)
--Watched "Too Many Hats" and "Rocks" from the Women of Faith event. After discussion and viewing these two segments, the group agreed we'd like to try to attend the Women of Faith event in Philadelphia in September 2009 (see like provided in "links" section).
--Set plan of action for March meeting at the Methodist Church to assemble bag lunches for Open Door/St. Peter's Soup Kitchen. Goal: 100 bag lunches of sandwich, fruit, snack. Sue bought sandwich and "brown" bags; Evol will buy apples, Laura and Sue will buy bread, individually-packaged snacks, and lunchmeat/cheese. (Anyone who finds snacks on sale and buys for the effort will alert them to buy less before March 2). We agreed we'll invite our daughters to help assemble the lunches. Kathy will deliver the lunches to Jim B. at the Soup Kitchen.
-------------------

January 20, Tuesday, 7:30 at Kathy Mulholland’s house.
In attendance: Evol, Laura, Kathy, Sue Ellen, Nancy.
Baker: Sue Ellen.
Devotion: Laura.
Program: Plan year/growth.
--Fundraiser: Cookbooks available $10.00 each.
--Collected paper goods for Open Door Soup Kitchen. We collected and Kathy delivered on 1/27:
Paper towels: 10 rolls
Toilet paper: 22 rolls
Paper napkins: 2,030
Foam plates: 40
Paper plates: 300
Foam cups: 45
Tissue: 563 (3 boxes)
Bowls: 204
Utensils: 51.
http://www.freeholdareaopendoor.org/
Faithfully Humorous!
Thanks to Evol for sharing the following:
It was Palm Sunday, and because of a sore throat,five year old Billy stayed home from Church with a sitter. When his family returned home they were carrying several palm branches. Billy asked what they were for. His parents replied, "People held them over Jesus' head as He walked by."
"Wouldn't you know it!" Billy fumed, "The one Sunday I don't go to Church, HE showed up!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Easter Sunday as the Minister was preaching the Children's Sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" “I know!” a little boy exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered,"39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was going down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, ROAR, step, ROAR, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out ."What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "It's Adam's suit.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, “No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thanks to Linda for sharing these (via Bob):
They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007 Release).
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The Fasting &Prayer Conference includes meals.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
------------------------------ -- --------------------------
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
------- ------------------------------ -------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
------------------------------ ---------- - ----------------
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
---- ------------------------------ -----------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
------------------------------ -------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
------------------------------ ------------ -- ------------ -
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
------------------------------ --------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
------------------------------ ---------------------- ------
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign sloganLast Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
It was Palm Sunday, and because of a sore throat,five year old Billy stayed home from Church with a sitter. When his family returned home they were carrying several palm branches. Billy asked what they were for. His parents replied, "People held them over Jesus' head as He walked by."
"Wouldn't you know it!" Billy fumed, "The one Sunday I don't go to Church, HE showed up!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Easter Sunday as the Minister was preaching the Children's Sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" “I know!” a little boy exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered,"39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was going down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, ROAR, step, ROAR, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out ."What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "It's Adam's suit.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, “No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thanks to Linda for sharing these (via Bob):
They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007 Release).
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The Fasting &Prayer Conference includes meals.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
------------------------------ -- --------------------------
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
------- ------------------------------ -------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
------------------------------ ---------- - ----------------
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
---- ------------------------------ -----------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
------------------------------ -------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
------------------------------ ------------ -- ------------ -
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
------------------------------ --------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
------------------------------ ---------------------------
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
------------------------------ ----------------------------
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
------------------------------ ---------------------- ------
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign sloganLast Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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